When you got your driver’s license for your current ride, you must’ve heard everything under the sun about the potential dangers of riding a motorcycle. That being said, if you’re anything like us, you probably like it better knowing just how close to the edge you really are. After all, if safety is what you want, you’re better off driving a minivan. Our bony biker friend returns for this one, this time bringing a little advice; party first, safety second (although you shouldn’t take it quite as literally as he does).